the autopsy table.

Officially employed at Jimmy John’s

Got meself a job. :3 Pumped.


5 MONTHS 10 DAYS CLEAN. WHAT WHAAAT.

Lost a follower.

Apparently, my n00dz aren’t good enough for the tumblr world. Then again, the follower I lost was an old IRL friend. Heh. Shoulda seen it comin’.

MY NEW PUPPY.Her name is Bella. No, I did not name her, and I don’t like her name, ‘cause all I think of is Kristen Stewart and her emotion-less ass.But hey. My dog is cute as fuck. So yeah.

MY NEW PUPPY.

Her name is Bella. No, I did not name her, and I don’t like her name, ‘cause all I think of is Kristen Stewart and her emotion-less ass.

But hey. My dog is cute as fuck. So yeah.

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

(Source: jaidefinichon, via alexandertherager)

I N D E P E N D E N T

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAT MEANS, MAYNE

MUST.HAVE.
But xbox buttons instead.

MUST.

HAVE.

But xbox buttons instead.

(Source: iaminlovewithkorea, via corsmos)

TUMMEH TEWSDAY

If I can get 50 followers, I’ll start regularly posting nudes.

In stating this, it means I’ll probably get 50 followers, then start posting nudes, then lose followers. xD

Nahh, forreal, though, I’m a sexy beast. Check it.image

#GPOY
ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE

take this

ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE

take this

#GPOY

fuckyeahhugepenis:

Fuck!! Anyone knows where i can get the video of this? The title pls…

FUCK I MISS THIS

I needa get laid.

Like, dayuhm.

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