the autopsy table

Officially employed at Jimmy John's

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:54:32 -0500

Got meself a job. :3 Pumped.

5 MONTHS 10 DAYS CLEAN. WHAT WHAAAT.

Lost a follower.

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:12:54 -0500

Apparently, my n00dz aren’t good enough for the tumblr world. Then again, the follower I lost was an old IRL friend. Heh. Shoulda seen it comin’.

MY NEW PUPPY.Her name is Bella. No, I did not name her, and I...

Wed, 01 May 2013 19:12:04 -0500

MY NEW PUPPY.

Her name is Bella. No, I did not name her, and I don’t like her name, ‘cause all I think of is Kristen Stewart and her emotion-less ass.

But hey. My dog is cute as fuck. So yeah.

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears: How gay sex works.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:28:50 -0500

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I N D E P E N D E N T

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:28:04 -0500

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAT MEANS, MAYNE

MUST.HAVE. But xbox buttons instead.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:27:31 -0500

MUST.

HAVE.

But xbox buttons instead.

TUMMEH TEWSDAY

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:20:00 -0500

If I can get 50 followers, I’ll start regularly posting nudes.

In stating this, it means I’ll probably get 50 followers, then start posting nudes, then lose followers. xD

Nahh, forreal, though, I’m a sexy beast. Check it.

ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE take this

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:27:00 -0500

ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE

take this

fuckyeahhugepenis: Fuck!! Anyone knows where i can get the...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:26:20 -0500

fuckyeahhugepenis:

Fuck!! Anyone knows where i can get the video of this? The title pls…

FUCK I MISS THIS

I needa get laid.

Like, dayuhm.

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:05:54 -0500

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:05:43 -0500

rlyhigh: life

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:05:25 -0500

rlyhigh:

life

fhabhotdamncobs: yodiuncle: Working out ♂♂

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:05:12 -0500

fhabhotdamncobs:

yodiuncle:

Working out

♂♂

FUCK, I LOVE THIS XBOX

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:38:56 -0500

I’ve been tearin’ shit up on the 360 ever since I got Assassifrassins’ Creed 2. Immediately after I beat it, I went up to the Redbox down the street and got AC3, played through that, and I gotta say, I missed a lot not playing Brotherhood or Revelations, but it’s been a brilliant series so far, and the storyline, FUCK it’s grand.

Then, after beating AC3, I got the new Devil May Cry, and it was fucking legit. The music (partially done by Combichrist) is like, brutal-as-fuck techno-metal/sybreed-esque dubsteppy awesomeness, and fuck, it was just like living in button-mashing brutal nirvana for a couple days.

Then got le new Tomb Raider, and it’s longer than I expected, and it’s a fantastic game, but I’m not sure if I’m gonna finish it. (actually of course i’m gonna finish it but i wouldn’t be disappointed if the disk spontaneously caught on fire one evening, not while inside the xbox of course)

But I’m not sure what I’m gonna do after I finish it. Most likely take advantage of Gamestop, buy preowned games, and return them within 7 days after beating them.

:D

FUCK THE SYSTEM.

Fuck, I love being 21. Anyone who says it isn’t the best...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:15:00 -0500

Fuck, I love being 21. Anyone who says it isn’t the best birthday ever, is wrong.

brbbecomingalcoholic

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:51:00 -0500

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:50:21 -0500

DAMN, SON.fapfapfapfap

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:07:17 -0500

DAMN, SON.

fapfapfapfap

Modest Mouse - “Float On”“Well, we’ll...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:05:03 -0500

Modest Mouse - “Float On”

“Well, we’ll float on; good news is on the way. And we’ll all float on alright; already, even if things end up a bit too heavy, we’ll all float on alright.”

Ryan Adams - “Lucky Now”“I don’t...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:00:49 -0500

Ryan Adams - “Lucky Now”

“I don’t remember, were we wild and young? All that’s faded into memory. I feel like somebody I don’t know; are we really who we used to be? Am I really who I was?”

the autopsy table

Officially employed at Jimmy John's

Lost a follower.

MY NEW PUPPY.Her name is Bella. No, I did not name her, and I...

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears: How gay sex works.

I N D E P E N D E N T

MUST.HAVE. But xbox buttons instead.

TUMMEH TEWSDAY

ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE take this

fuckyeahhugepenis: Fuck!! Anyone knows where i can get the...

Photo

Photo

rlyhigh: life

fhabhotdamncobs: yodiuncle: Working out ♂♂

FUCK, I LOVE THIS XBOX

Fuck, I love being 21. Anyone who says it isn’t the best...

Photo

Photo

DAMN, SON.fapfapfapfap

Modest Mouse - “Float On”“Well, we’ll...

Ryan Adams - “Lucky Now”“I don’t...

Ryan Adams - “Lucky Now”“I don’t remember, were we wild and young? All that’s faded into memory. I feel like somebody I don’t know; are we really who we used to be? Am I really who I was?”

Ryan Adams - “Lucky Now”

“I don’t remember, were we wild and young? All that’s faded into memory. I feel like somebody I don’t know; are we really who we used to be? Am I really who I was?”